How to make a mole (unit) :
6.02214179(30)×1023
of something
of anything
of chemical, physical substance.
Avogadro's number.
a measure of molarity.
Avocado sliced to
equal
6.02214179(30)×1023
How to make a mole (animal) :
Dig a hole in your back yard
The most successful time is fall,
specifically the middle of October.
Leave out a plate of vegan brownies
(moles are vegan).
The most successful plate color is
orange.
The most successful time is
11:11 am.
For added efficiency, add
smooth jazz music.
How to make a mole (beauty mark) :
melanocytic nevus
is a genetic growth
however-
like Marilyn Monroe
one can fake a mole
with a make-up pencil
by drawing
a little
brown
dot
on the facial skin
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